Ah. Tomorrow is my last day on the Easter Seaboard of Australia! I’m in Cairns, one of the biggest hop-off points for the Great Barrier Reef, and it is definitely a tourist type of town. Not that it doesn’t have its own charm. All the towns I’ve stopped in have been unique, just like the reef itself, and there’s a difference up and down the coast, almost palpable that distinguishes a town from belonging to the tourists or to the locals. Not that there aren’t tourists everywhere, but, in some of the smaller, less visited villages (read: Town of 177 & Agnes Water), you won’t find some of the night (or should I say ‘nite’ ) clubs and similar establishments that cater to a younger, decidedly foreign crowd. Too often, the seediest and most ‘touristy’ (I know I use that in a bad way, when the word has gotten an entirely bad name, but about which I will talk later) are the ones that have the best reefs or the best attractions. Like national Parks, the best ones are almost inevitably the most developed and see the most visitors, which also inevitably takes away a lot of the charm. Which makes sense. Cusco was great, but it was so tiring to be offered tours and trinkets and massages every ten feet. Touristy things don’t have the charm and adventure of unexplored places, and it’s very interesting to see that happen with one single National Park (okay, in some senses, the Great Barrier Reef isn’t technically a national park, although most of the day to day operations is coordinated by the Park Service, and it basically is a true National Park, being federally managed, as opposed to most National Parks in Australia which are only state managed, but often with federal funding. whew. sorry)
Anyway, the Reef, being 2300 km long, is completely unlike any other protected area in the world, when it comes to the management of it, and considering that it is a multi-billion dollar tourist enterprise, it’s a crazy crazy thing to see. The managers of the Park have certainly poured most of their efforts into areas like Cairns and Townsville (magnetic island, my last stop) where the majority of tourists go – but recently, following a trend that is manifesting everywhere I think, a trend towards more undeveloped (read: touristy. that word again!) places, there has been a push from tourist companies and individuals for a larger Park presence on the Southern Reef (near Agnes Water, a few stops ago). Like the symbiotic relationships of the fish and coral of the Reef, the Park Service and the Tourist industry are mutually benefited by an increased Park presence on the Reef. The tourist companies get, basically, free moorings and infrastructure for their business, the Park Service gets the tourist companies to use environmentally friendly infrastructure that doesn’t damage the Reef, and also collects a little money (not much at all though. 10 $ a person, but only on commercial ventures. Private individuals don’t pay). fortunately, the Park Service has begun to shift some focus towards distant parts of the Reef, but the tourist companies definitely get the lion’s share of the profit. But who am I to judge?
Moving on! I am afraid I won’t get to the tourists in this post, but I will next time – it’s been a while since a substantial post, so I want to actually SAY something, but I don’t want to bore anybody. But, again, I digress.
Today was the first day I actually set foot in the Pacific Ocean (I did in Chile and Peru, but it’s decidedly different when it’s to the east)! I had a Sunday to kill, and as no one is open on a Sunday, I thought I should actually visit the Reef itself – it was easy to convince myself that such a visit was imperative to my research. The tour agent did not try to disabuse me of this idea.
I had planned on doing a day trip off of the Falla, a beautiful two masted sailboat. I say HAD planned, because the Falla hit a reef and sank last week with 20 passengers aboard. So, needless to say that option wasn’t available. I DID however, choose to go with the Ocean Freedom, the boat that ended up rescuing those poor, scared (but completely fine) 20 passengers from their watery fate. I thought it was good sign. Anyway, the weather wasn’t the best, some clouds and wind, but it ended up being an amazing way to spend a day! The Reef itself is amazing, and I could go on for pages extolling everything I did, but I have bigger plans for you. The Ocean Freedom is a specialist in scuba diving, and being on the Reef, I thought it would be the greatest of mistakes to not try diving. Now, my parents only loved two of their children enough to get them certified to dive (I’m sure you can guess which), but lo! I was in luck. Ally, the tiny, but effervescent Italian instructor assured me that no certification was necessary and that I was crazy for not having dived already in my time in Australia.
But, like the Falla, which was so ill-fated to go down before me, I hadn’t escaped the fickle, capricious winds of fate. I consider myself a most upstanding gentleman, and abhor any kind of lying, so while filling out my medical forms (which I find, being in quite good shape, completely unnecessary), I informed the crew of my very mild asthma, which I almost exclusively brought on by allergies. Never has checking a tiny box so vexed me! Ally approached me with the melancholy step of one burdened by some great sadness, and directly informed me that I was physically unfit to dive, considering my (apparently) weak constitution.
Madames and monsieurs, I was devastated. The whole affair had barely started before I seemed destined to wallow in squalor while the others plumped the depths of the Wonder Wall (an aptly named section of the reef to which we were soon to be anchored to). Nevertheless, possessing a spirit of a much stronger nature than my pathetic and failing mortal body, I refused to give into my despair, and thoroughly enjoyed an entire day of adventure snorkeling (a name that is less aptly named than the Wonder Wall for, despite strong winds and a fast current, there was little adventure). A more agreeable title is quite beyond me at this hour (perhaps pleasure snorkeling?), but it was a great day nonetheless.
But the whole affair reminded me of something that the Park Ranger in 1770 said to me, and which reminds me of one of the unfortunate obstacles facing National Parks. I am 99% sure (there is always some doubt) that I was perfectly fit to do the dive (it not being strenuous anyway), and would have been better served by just lying, or if the company had just ignored the report (which, they, for very good reasons, were completely right not to do). In 1770’s case and in other Parks, rangers must deal with the most hated thing of all: bureaucracy. Sometimes, rules and regulations, no matter how well intentioned, are just obstacles for the true objective – fairly often, I would imagine, Park employees do what they think is right and ignore the top down management. After all, they don’t have the funding (I’ve yet to find a park that does) to actually fulfill their complete set of duties, so they’d fail anyway. In my plight, I see that of the park employee who often knows what is right, but must follow a protocol sent from headquarters that often are no where near the Park itself.
But, to be fair, I should say the employee who THINKs he knows what’s right or the stupid American student who THINKS he’s fit to dive. Protocols, rules, and regulations have their place. I just don’t know when it’s necessary to bend or break them. Edward Abbey would say almost always (at least the rules I faced), but I’m not so sure.
And now, since it’s late, and you’ve read an astounding 1300 words, I leave you with the biggest surprise yet, which surely is the reason you read this long, but is also almost sure to disappoint you after all that effort. Hopefully, my own excitement over this discovery will make up for everyone else’s lack of enthusiasm.
As you might not be aware (I cannot remember if I have whined about it yet), almost all food in Australia is much more expensive than in the US. Candy bars, cokes, mentos (they don’t even have the right flavor) are all double their costs in the States. Fast food like McDonalds (yes, I’ve eaten fast food since I left) is almost always two to three times more expensive (read: the dollar menu McChicken costs $3.20!).
But I said almost! I said almost, because , for some unknown reason, you can get a medium sized ice cream cone for $0.40. That’s half the price in the States! Unbelievable! If I’ve lost any weight so far, I plan on putting it all back on tomorrow before I fly to Darwin. I’d ask you to wish me luck, but I assure you it’s unnecessary. My love of ice cream is more than enough to sustain me.
And one last thought, as I break through 1500 words with abandon. You might be wondering why the language of this post is radically different from the others (most likely in a bad way), and I assure you it is an anomaly. I just finished reading The Three Musketeers, and was so taken by Mr. Dumas’ style of writing that I tried to copy it. It’s also well after midnight, I’m delirious from traveling so much (not really, but I am tired), and lacking a good book to read, I needed a way to entertain myself. I hope you don’t mind it being at your expense, because I had a lovely time writing it!
Till next time, adieu!